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I’m not a fan of how casually you used the phrase “controlled bleed”
You know that whole "erection lasting longer than four hours" bit?
Yeah thats how they fix it.
Well consider me afraid and unaroused
Excellent, then we don't need the controlled bleed.
Great, now they’re unafraid and aroused. Time for that controlled bleed.
Oh my
It should never be done casually, I'd let a professional physician handle it if I were you.
No exacto knife then?
They use scalpels, which are basically the same thing.
There are few problems in the world that a good dremel can't fix
This might be one of them though
It's certainly preferred to "uncontrolled"