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What the heck is a god dang cloud?
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If you save it on your computer instead of on their servers, how could they possibly be expected to analyze your data? Come on now, be reasonable!
Yeah some people are too inconsiderate of shareholders.
That's why they created recent controversy with ai analysing your whole data, another reason to switch to Linux
God now its not only word "windows" summoning the linux bros but the words "AI" as well?
I think it's pretty fair considering the implications of Recall
Tbf that analyzing was happening on-device... But yeah
But analyzed data still get sent to them, so yeah
Maybe I'm out of the loop, but afaik they always said that none of the data would ever leave the device.
Check privacy settings, they sent usage data before, what stopping them now
There's a massive difference between what "usage data" refers to in this context and the kind of data stored and analyzed by Recall locally.
That's the part that makes everybody nervous though. Everything from the global dragnet surveillance network to the marketing company behind your grocery store app is most interested in "metadata."
Companies like Microsoft will loudly say they don't want your cat pictures and memes and college papers, they're not tying your usage to an explicit file with your name and favorite pasta varieties...
...BUT that forced transmission of "anonymous user data", could potentially be super effective in identifying and manipulating you. With enough of it, you can easily put together a profile of an individual.
Heck, for a while, TOR would advise against resizing your brower window because the window size in pixels could potentially help fingerprint you on the web. How nuts is that?!
Most people actually worried about a spook digging through
"\videos\Homework\"
are indeed paranoid.But there's been a lot of research at what can be done even if you're just "userID 1284hdkfuw724bfiueb"
Sure but it still requires trusting them when they pinky promise they won't send any recall data. Fuck them tbh. It just makes me feel even more right about my decision to switch to Linux years ago.
how would they even monetize that? so basic
Won't somebody please think of the starving shareholders.
exactly! do people expect windows to scan every local file too??!
Pretty sure it does that already, at least with defender
Also, the explorer indexer at the very least takes note of what files it has stored.