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[-] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 14 points 5 months ago

It's not a weird movie starring Parker Posey, Josh Hamilton, Tori Spelling, and Freddie Prinze Jr. involving themes of incest and reenacting the assassination of JFK as foreplay, but it has the same name, so maybe don't take your sister there especially if she's into pillbox hats or convertibles.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

My girlfriend giving me the most amazing road head of my life as I take a lazy left on Elm Street, only to catch her ex lining up a Carcano M91/38 from the Grassy Knoll and realize I should have taken my mom's advice about online dating.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

A horrified Lesly [girlfriend of Marty] witnesses the encounter and speaks to Anthony [younger brother of Marty], who had already told her of Marty and Jackie's incestuous relationship. He convinces Lesly that he is a virgin, leading to a brief and awkward sexual encounter.

Not weird at all, no sirree! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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