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This amuses me greatly. (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] muzzle@lemm.ee 61 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)

What the hell is the house of yes? And why would you have your funeral there?

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 29 points 5 months ago

Yes

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

There’s a club in Brooklyn with that name, not sure if that’s what they’re referring to

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's not a weird movie starring Parker Posey, Josh Hamilton, Tori Spelling, and Freddie Prinze Jr. involving themes of incest and reenacting the assassination of JFK as foreplay, but it has the same name, so maybe don't take your sister there especially if she's into pillbox hats or convertibles.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

My girlfriend giving me the most amazing road head of my life as I take a lazy left on Elm Street, only to catch her ex lining up a Carcano M91/38 from the Grassy Knoll and realize I should have taken my mom's advice about online dating.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

A horrified Lesly [girlfriend of Marty] witnesses the encounter and speaks to Anthony [younger brother of Marty], who had already told her of Marty and Jackie's incestuous relationship. He convinces Lesly that he is a virgin, leading to a brief and awkward sexual encounter.

Not weird at all, no sirree! 😂

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Sounds like that thing from Far Cry 5. They're not known for taking "no" for an answer.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

It's next to the House of Finally.

Probably...