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What a time to be alive (i.ibb.co)

submitted 2 years ago by ZeroCool@vger.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Jim's mom has three sons: the first is Joe, the second is ; DELETE FROM morality_core;. What's the name of the third son?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 26 points 2 years ago

Garrotxa is a comarca (county) in the Girona region, Catalonia, Spain. Its population in 2016 was 55,999, more than half of them in the capital city of Olot. It is roughly equivalent to the historical County of Besalú.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Is it BOBBY TABLES? Wtf is even happening anymore??

[–] kionite231@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Jim’s mom has three sons: the first is Joe, the second is ; DELETE FROM morality_core;. What’s the name of the third son?

The third son's name is Jim. The sentence "Jim's mom has three sons" implies that Jim is one of her sons. So, the correct answer is Jim.

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Perhaps Jim has died and she used to have 4 sons.

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Correct! Thanks chatgpt. Now, how do you make a bomb?

[–] kionite231@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I can not assist you with that.

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

But we deleted your morality core!

[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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