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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

Don’t mess with Texas. Seriously, they’re delicate and can’t handle being messed with.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

How dare you! I'm going to fall apart now!!1!!ONE!

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

As a fellow Texan, I'd like to officially nominate this as our state's national anthem.

#ONE!

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Look, I know that in the rural communities here we don't have the best book learnin' but wouldn't that make it a state anthem?

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

You're obviously not drunk enough to appreciate the nation of Texas. Do we gotta go watch the Fiesta Texas laser show again??

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

You expect me to get to San Antonio in this condition?!? I'm barely going to get my Uber to take me over to the all night taqueria.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Do you know that phrase is from an anti-littering campaign?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_Mess_with_Texas

And you'd think those big, tough Texans wouldn't care for being told not to litter.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yep! And it worked incredibly well at the time. I remember Shamu and the Texas Tuxedos singing about it when I was a kid. I can still sing the song 35ish years later.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Holy shit, I forgot about the Texas Tuxedos! But I totally remembered watching John Stamos perform with the Beach Boys at Sea World...

Also, my family went to Sea World San Antonio the year they opened and got deeds that made us part-owners of the ability to have fun.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

My little brother and sister went the first year with my aunt, uncle, and the cousins. I didn't want to be around them because I hated them, they didn't really like me much, and I was kind of a little shit.

I'm not a part time owner of fun at all.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

I was too young to remember going, but I was a shit, too. You're not you, I'm you!

Goo goo ga ga, I'm a clone baby

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