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Jimmy Carter Becomes Second President Convicted Of Felony For Sticking Up Waffle House (www.theonion.com)

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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 33 points 5 months ago

That... actually would be a genius strategy to force the issue of presidential immunity to be resolved. Time to get biden a 30 day prison sentence for reckless driving his Camero, doing doughnuts on the national mall.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago

Former presidents aren't allowed to drive.

[-] teegus@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 months ago

What are they gonna do, charge him?

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That seems a bit outrageous if it's true.

Edit: from what I can tell, former presidents on public roads is a secret service no-go. Still absolutely crazy.

[-] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Bush Jr has a closed trail on his ranch that he's allowed to drive on. Any public roads, he's getting chauffered by the Secret Service.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 points 5 months ago

Fuck, it would probably get him more votes TBH

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