the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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As a millennial I feel like I have to deeply apologize to the zoomers
Look, I swear he used to be funny. I shit you not, this isn't a
situation where he always sucked, he genuinely used to be pretty funny
Our generation should have taken Stephen Colbert out back and put him out of his misery years ago and I'm really sorry to you that we we didn't
Like this could have maybe worked for his old character if he was intentionally doing a bit about being old and out of touch but this is just sad
It doesn’t matter that you should have, it matters that you didn’t. Say hi to Robespierre for us.
I understand. All I ask is you make it quick. 🫡
j-just keep looking at that playlist of fall out boy music videos on the phone at the bottom of the basket for me, ok
(we have to shoot the rope apart for this because we left the knife at home and we cant get the end loose)
Please don't cut the rope. It needs to work more than once.
Shit uh just cover a vine with beige paint after this I don’t think the boss will check