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"Do you know how many spells are just recycled incantations?" (media.kbin.social)

submitted 10 months ago by PugJesus@kbin.social to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 75 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

"What the fuck? why is this spell trying to access your Patron directly? Theres no reason it cant run off your local mana reserves"

"Wow I made the pact with the creature from the abyss to get my powers, and now it wants a monthly sacrifice in order to keep use them?"

"How does a simple "create water" spell have a 15 second cast time? Is it doing something else in the background or were the glyphs written by a first year apprentice?"

"Ah fuck how do I change the incantation for my spell again? Let me search the the orb real quick...."

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago

"How does a simple "create water" spell have a 15 second cast time? Is it doing something else in the background or were the glyphs written by a first year apprentice?"

And that's how the backdoor (literal) in the xzutils material component was discovered.

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

"Why would you use Elvish for an earth-spell?? Dwarven is clearly the more appropriate language, especially if it's an incantation"

"It's fine like it is! It works, ok?"

[–] 2deck@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

groan... it's meant to be fantasy! Why do i have to subscribe to 15 patrons to get access to the spells i want?