What worked for me: marry one of those people
I did marry one. A decade later, nothing has changed (not for lack of trying). :(
Didn't work for my wife.
It only works for men.
If women marry a man that sleeps in then he is lazy and needs to be woken up or he's a bum. If a woman marries a man and she sleeps in he's a dickhead if he doesn't let her get her beauty sleep and he's lazy if he goes to bed early.
Yup, am apparently lazy.
Absolutely fucking not.
People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.
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What worked for me: marry one of those people
I did marry one. A decade later, nothing has changed (not for lack of trying). :(
Didn't work for my wife.
It only works for men.
If women marry a man that sleeps in then he is lazy and needs to be woken up or he's a bum. If a woman marries a man and she sleeps in he's a dickhead if he doesn't let her get her beauty sleep and he's lazy if he goes to bed early.
Yup, am apparently lazy.
Absolutely fucking not.