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[-] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Indiana. Do you call your wife mother?

Excuse me while I get all nice and comfortable in my Texas high seat.

I'm not bitter toward my ex-wife anymore except that time she made us move to Texas so we could afford a house. She's gone, house is gone, dogs are dead, kid is grown and gone, I'm still here.

[-] PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Pardner, what you got there is the next big country hit.

[-] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Unfortunately, I don't own a pickup truck and don't much drink whiskey anymore. My jeans aren't even starched or pressed.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago

You're just adding more verses

[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It’s like that poster is the opposite of Steve Goodman

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