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Communism is when the "free thinking individual" that thinks he lives in a separate universe to the rest gets rewarded immensely while the people who work together get to share the crumbs of mr. Individual between them. ~Wait...~

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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

"A divided by 3 is a C" what the fuck are they even talking about lmao.

They don't even try to make a point here. "Under gobbunism everyone is exactly the same, under Freedom and Democracy™ you can be yourself" total fucking nonsense that has zero understanding of any ideology whatsoever, including their own.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"A divided by 3 is a C" what the fuck are they even talking about lmao.

In the lead up to that I thought he was gonna say he averaged their 3 scores and it came out to a 70 since that’s how anti-communist analogies from liberal westoids usually go, but it’s even dumber picard

[–] yewler@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's where I thought it was going, and I was pleasantly surprised at "A divided by 3 is a C". Comedy gold

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

"When you do everything right but you don't do it yourself you're average"

Script by Kyle Rittenhouse

[–] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Also an A divided by 3 would be an F, so they can't even get math right

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I feel like 90% of all kids cartoons messaging is a vague "beeeee yourself".