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British passengers on Turkey flight drink the plane dry in under half an hour (www.independent.co.uk)

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[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Because it somehow seems like a huge safety hazard to have a bunch of drunk people doing drunk people stuff in a plane

This summer…

…airline food ain't what you gotta worry about…

…the sequel you’ve all been waiting for…

DRUNKS ON A PLANE

At 30,000 feet, snakes aren't the deadliest thing on this plane…drunks are.

(Rated R. May contain scenes not suitable for sober people.)

</announcer voice>

[-] FireWire400@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Brilliant

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