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I read over two dozen financial advice books.
And after a decade of trial and error, I am proud to say that now that I'm nearing 40, I have discovered the secret to strong financial health is simple...
Find a high paying job and do that.
...and no avocado toast, right?
Have you considered having rich parents?
Or write financial advice books.