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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 37 points 7 months ago (3 children)

"Kids these days." -Woody Allen

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago

can't even fuck them

[–] HWK_290@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Ok that got a legit LOL out of me, well done