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Woody Allen Complains ‘Romance of Filmmaking Is Gone’ (www.thedailybeast.com)
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[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 37 points 5 months ago

"Kids these days." -Woody Allen

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago

can't even fuck them

[-] HWK_290@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Ok that got a legit LOL out of me, well done

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Fkn lol

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 33 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Maybe he should marry another step-daughter about it.

[-] theedqueen@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

I tried watching one of his movies and I found the characters so insufferable I couldn’t make it past like 30-40 minutes.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

That's the woody Allen charm

[-] ArtificialLink@lemy.lol 15 points 5 months ago

What a surprise Woody allen wants "romance" back in film making.

He probably just wishes he could still be a sex pest and get away with it.

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 13 points 5 months ago

He sucks. He always sucked. All of his movies inexplicably pair himself with young beautiful women. Gee what happened to the art?

[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

Good thing I have Woody Allen to remind me all movies suck. I guess he can't be wrong, so I must have hallucinated the whole thing while watching Dune Part 2.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 5 months ago

I.e. he can no longer write in his bumbling-neurotic main character into a romance with an actress a fraction of his age whose character exists purely as a personification of his frustrated desires?

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I watched poor things last night I would disagree. Does he have a production company maybe put up and be the change.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I can't wait till I can resume watching his movies again. Surely it's any day now.

[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I mean, you can watch them any time. But he’s still a pedophile

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I want to wait till he can no longer profit off my views.

[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Then what’s wrong with piratebay? Or a private tracker

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