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[-] Screamium@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Urea works as a fertilizer!

[-] mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 8 points 7 months ago

Jizz is protein. The plants will be swole!

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 7 months ago

A family friend shared 2 problems she's been dealing with since moving into her house:

  1. The ground is all clay so it's impossible to grow anything without bringing in a crapload of dirt
  2. The septic has an issue and has to be pumped every 3 weeks

I pointed out that clearly they need to be using the septic to fertilize the flower beds to solve both problems but for some reason she didn't like that idea...

[-] wahming@monyet.cc 2 points 7 months ago

What kind of issue would require you to pump your septic every 3 weeks? Taco bell?

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 7 months ago

That's a damn good question that I do not have an answer to. I don't speak with this person at all, and this was the first time my wife had spoken to them in years so we may never know

[-] theluckyone@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

The effluent filling up the leach field, then the tank, then the house, due to the surrounding clay preventing it from draining quickly enough.

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