The health benefits of the strawberry is plentiful.

"Hey you, don't watch that, watch this.

This is the heavy heavy monster sound"

I really, really, really want to rip the tags of my mattress!

Can we crowdfund air time for an angry Bernard Sanders speach?

But now I know that I can jump off the Golden Gate bridge to cure my depression.

When will Harambe's curse leave us.

I'm was not allowed to upgrade from them. I'm not going to throw away a perfectly fine pc.

Installed Ubuntu and I'm having a blast.

I see you forgot about a gem called "ME"

Long protein strings? You mean they cum on each other? Thank you for the mental image buddy.

"To serve and protect, within reason of course"

And the fucking videos that auto play in the bottom corner with audio. I think the old people that recently found out about internet are trying to turn it into regular TV.

All the employees left are just doing what he says without any questions. It's becoming malicious compliance and I love it.

"You want our recognizable blue bird to be replaced by an X?... You're the boss!!"