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SWAT Team Raids Innocent Family Over Stolen AirPods Dropped on Their Street (www.riverfronttimes.com)
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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Right, their analytical multifactor test is "Do I want to? Does my hunch say I should?".

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Is there a donut shop on the way?"