Yeah, nah, you're too big. Your place is the garden.

That's literally what I do in real life. Smol cute jumping spiders are left alone, garden tarantulas get forcibly relocated back to the garden, brown recluses are murdered with extreme prejudice. I never found a wandering spider but they do pop up in my region of the globe so... if I found one I'd be probably fumigating my whole house just to make sure that none survived.