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submitted 11 months ago by construct_@lemmy.ca to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

We all know Twitter is being rebranded as X, so we presumably should no longer be calling Tweets "Tweets", so what are they called now? The best answer gets 10 karma and a verified checkmark*

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[-] fubo@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

Based on other Musk products, the answer is "sex".

"I sexed last night about pony poops."
"He sexed at me about goat groping."
"She's not sexing with me anymore."

[-] snake@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Tesla Model S
Tesla Model 3
Tesla Model X
Tesla Model Y

Do you see it?

[-] fubo@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

"Like, omigod, you should, like, obviously be the sire of all future humanity!"
โ€” nobody, of any gender, ever

[-] andrr_464@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

GENIUS, ABSOLUTE GENIUS

[-] sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 0 points 11 months ago

Xbox series S

Sony playstation 5

Xbox series X

Holy shit

this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2023
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