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[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Alien: "We've come to rule you."

Dude: "Cool." points at DC

"One of our leaders spaced out yesterday for like 12 seconds and crapped his pants on live television. You can start there."

[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Did he actually shit himself, and if yes, do you have a cite for that? I dessssprately need that to be true.

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Someone check his diaper.

[-] DrMux@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

"Hmm... we really only wanted to rule over you to harvest your species' brain power through an interface with our computational networks. This... just won't do. Later losers!"

[-] button_masher@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

You mean a network where everyone is connected and contributing to a shared goal? Where we are all one with everything around us and all the differences in our personalities gets recognized in a post scarcity environment?

"I for one welcome our new overlords. What's our purpose?" "Destroy."

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