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[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 168 points 8 months ago

They say on the bottle that it's a blend so I don't think this is that infuriating. Though if I saw "Texas Honey Blend" I'd assume it's cut with crude oil.

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[-] TK420@lemmy.world 95 points 8 months ago

It’s a blend of honey and high fructose corn syrup, what in the ever living fuck is high fructose corn syrup doing in honey? Oh, making more profits by cutting it.

Death to high fructose corn syrup

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 34 points 8 months ago

I can see it being useful if you’re making candy. Different sugars crystallize differently, so it’s not uncommon to mix corn syrup and sugar to get the right ratio.

But they’re also making “pancake syrup” that is corn syrup dyed and flavored to approximate maple syrup which is a crime against nature.

[-] decerian@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago

If you're mixing things up in the kitchen, typically you try to be somewhat precise with ratios.

The difference in this case being that because the actual ratio of the blend is unknown, you don't actually know how it would crystallize. Technically they could even change up the ratio week to week based on the price of high-fructose corn syrup so you wouldn't even get consistency from it.

[-] chetradley@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Even brands like log cabin who claim to use "no high fructose corn syrup" are just corn syrup and sugar. There are people who go their entire lives eating pancake syrup and table syrup on their pancakes, and die never having tasted actual maple syrup.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

I can see it being useful if you’re making candy. Different sugars crystallize differently, so it’s not uncommon to mix corn syrup and sugar to get the right ratio.

Nobody making candy would every use this pre-blended product; they'd want to combine the two different sugars themselves so they could control the ratio.

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 4 points 8 months ago

Yeah, I was commenting on the notion of mixing honey with corn syrup generally, not this shit.

Though I'm sure there's a bunch of old ladies in Texas who have recipes on old, yellowed card stock that call for this.

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 8 months ago

Isn’t that what the cheap syrup has always been? IHOP basically built their whole company on it.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 8 months ago

Hot take, but it's not a bad technology. It's just heavily overused because US farm subsidies.

[-] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

Eh, too much fructose and your body stops processing it. Fructose doesn't actually trigger your body to use it, and if you don't have enough other sugars present, it causes problems. Not an issue in moderation, but high-fructose syrup is used in so many things that it's a real concern.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

TIL. It sounds like there's some debate about the severity of that, from what I can see, but it is a thing.

[-] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

Yeah, just about any diet will have enough other carbs to work, but if all you eat is white bread and pepsi, that will be another issue with your diet.

[-] abracaDavid@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

What in the hell? You think this is ok? A honey blend implies a blend of.....wait for it..... different HONEY.

Not a blend of super cheap and super unhealthy syrup.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It seems not to be as well known as I thought, but most commercial honey sold in the US is not actually honey:

But the honey industry is hiding a secret. There’s a high chance that your store-bought honey is fake. While fake honey usually includes some amount of real honey, it is often mixed with other corn, rice, or sugar cane syrup to reduce its cost. These fillers are far cheaper than raw honey and are used to produce more honey, quicker. In fact, up to 76% of honey sold in the US is not really honey, at least not entirely.

There were a bunch of stories about this several years ago after a minor controversy, but it didn’t stay in the news long, so I guess it fell out of public consciousness.

If you want real honey, you’ll want to buy from small, local dealers.

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social -3 points 8 months ago

If it was a bunch of different honeys they would have listed the types on the front of the bottle, I'm sure. The word "Texas" heavily implies that it's made out of something terrible.

[-] SexWithDogs@infosec.pub 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Maybe just me personally, but if they're gonna put "blend" on the bottle I'd be more inclined to assume it's intended as a selling point rather than a begrudging legal requirement.

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[-] grue@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

If they're gonna put "blend" on the bottle I'd assume it was honey from different kinds of flowers mixed together, not honey mixed with something else!

[-] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Plus, it says “made with real honey”. That plus it being a blend should have raised an eyebrow to investigate further.

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