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Brings back memories of accidentally sending a dick pick to a group chat
I will never forget
I once sent a close-up balls pic to the family group chat. It was on purpose.
Some people want to watch the world burn.
You menace
How close? If you're close enough they wouldn't be able to distinguish what it was. Possible pro-tip.
I had recently had a vasectomy and was complaining about how the wound didnt heal properly and I just had an open hole into my ballsack (its all better now dont worry). My sister jokingly said "pics or it didnt happen" and well now she knows better.
Chad. I wish I had your courage.
did they banish you from the group chat and you've never talked to or seen any of them ever since?
We were all close friends and while there were unfortunately women in that group chat they got over it. I grew up with both of them so I don't think that was enough to warrant losing a friend. They managed to forget thankfully and we made a new groupchat.
I still talk to and actively see 3/5 of those people
But what did they think of your dick?
One of my homies said nice cock so I think it went well, he also tried to help with damage control for the girls but unfortunately they both opened before they saw our calls and texts
Well at least you got a cockliment
Did you guys get married afterwards?
He's my roommate now so basically
I can still read your comment coward. Idk how but I can. Idk why you deleted it though
If you're curious both of those women are part of that 3/5 I still speak with regularly. I've known both of them since I was like 2 so it was NBD especially because it was obviously an accident. I do live with the constant knowledge that they've seen my dick though and it haunts me
I deleted it because it was a silly joke that didn't quite land in hindsight.
~~But, dude, chill the fuck out, wow.~~
Oh I'm sorry if that came off aggressive I didn't mean it that way. I use coward as a joking jibe I didn't mean anything by it. I was hoping that the second part of the comment made that clear, apologies if it did not.
I thought your comment was funny if it's any consolation
Heh, no worries, text doesn't exactly convey nuance very well. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have misdirected dickpicks to send...
Asking the important question..
3/5 weren't envious. I assume.