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[-] akincisor@sh.itjust.works 67 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Wizard: I'm not keeping cash, I'm buying paper and ink and scrolls with it.

Being a wizard is super expensive.

[-] teft@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Adventurers don’t know that. My horc fighter sees a wizard tower and automatically wants to raid it for magic weapons.

[-] skulblaka@startrek.website 32 points 10 months ago

Instead of magic weapons in the vault you just find 300 years of tax paperwork

Even the lich king doesn't want to throw down with the IRS

[-] teft@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Good thing I kept this crown of intelligence.

Ever had an 8 int horc do your paperwork? It’s not good.

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 2 points 10 months ago

The Great Audit of Bobisocheles.

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Death by papercuts

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