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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by edge@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

The Ukraine war was just a distraction all along. Russia has developed FTL travel and now has nukes stationed in Andromeda, waiting to strike the US.

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[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

Jewish space laser + Russian hackers = Judeo-Bolshevik Low Orbit Ion Cannon

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 8 months ago

It has six settings:

  1. Turn people into Jews
  2. Turn people into communists (label is often changed with 1 as a prank but nobody notices the difference)
  3. Turn people transgender
  4. Make people stop saying slurs
  5. Havana syndrome
  6. ALL OF THE ABOVE MUAHAHAHAHAHA
this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2024
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