He rolled on the ground, unloaded a full clip into his own police car where there was a HANDCUFFED SUSPECT and yelled things like "shots fired" and "I'm hit"
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reno 911 ass police force
edit: link to the investigation
so he didn't personally do any in combat, but he did order his troops to level several schools with artillery strikes when he heard a soccer ball bounce off a wall.
If he waited for a soccer ball he had remarkable restraint
this is very funny reading
the other cop (who had been on the force much longer!) also firing on the car is hilarious
It's truly a masterpiece
0:12.474 – Deputy Hernandez tries to stand up, but falls backwards.
0:13.4 – As he is falling onto his back, he lets out a grunt
first timeline entry and I'm already laughing
Lol that whole bit about a supressor in the report was either what got into this dumbasses' head and made him believe it was shots, or (more believable), it was what the two cops made up to justify having him believe an acorn was a gunshot.
0:03.597 – His patrol vehicle comes back into frame as he continues to roll. 0:03.8 – Deputy Hernandez yells, “Shots fired!” for a third time.
Deputy Hernandez asked, “Acorn?” Investigator Hogan answered, “Acorn.”
So it is. I thought I recognized the street. I've been down that road before when I have lived in the area. Talk about hitting close to home.
Do you wear a ~~bulletproof vest~~ hardhat to protect yourself from crime when walking through the neighborhood?
Lmao does it say he resigned as soon as this happened
Gotta give it to him for realizing he's too fucking stupid to even be a cop!
His mistake was missing the guy in the back of his cruiser 30 times. If he'd killed the prisoner they would have planted a gun and rallied around the cop
🤣The frame by frame description sounds like a DnD campaign.
Heavy narrator voice: "Acorn comes into frame. "
Sergeant Roberts yells, “Jesse, are you ok?”
That's the real problem with society. Things would be different if instead of jacks on we had jacks off.
I feel like this is too cringe for even Reno 911.