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[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean like southern states banning books because they are "offensive"?

[–] lightnegative@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Ironically, the christian Bible is one of the most offensive books there is

[–] bort@feddit.de 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

because of all the socialist propaganda in it?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

and the massive jizzing donkey dicks

[–] doingless@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They're actually mens dicks the size of donkeys. Be accurate my dude.

[–] MetaSynapse@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The size of donkeys dicks, or the size of whole donkeys?

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Dick so long you like why it ain't dirty? But it ain't, it ain't.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

So that is why my late grandma was Christian!

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And the abortions, and the child killing

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Abortion instructions*. The Bible tells you how to force your wife to have an abortion if she cheats on you.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you know where? I don't doubt you, I just wanna see this lmao

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I have never (before) read a single word of that bible, but may I bestow this upvote upon you for so casually and precisely bringing the requested reference.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What the FUCK

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 6 points 1 year ago

It's the Bible, my dude. That shit is bat shit insane if you read it cover to cover.

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait till you hear about the guy who fled Sodom with his two daughters who then got him heavily drunk and raped him because they though god wanted them to.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Its because he was wearing a short toga, so he was asking for it

[–] themelm@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

And the incest and rape and all the foreskin stealing.

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 8 points 1 year ago

Oh, we don't believe God's word in those parts.

[–] Fudoshin@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Donkey semen.