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Rice and tortilla chips are both basically solid carbohydrates, right? So like, what's the difference between eating refried beans with tortilla chips, and putting refried beans in rice?
What they have in common is that they both make me not hungry anymore. The difference is how.
If you make Mexican rice, it kicks ass with beans.
It was as white as I am
To be honest, that doesn’t say much. Could be black rice, brown rice, yellow rice, pink rice…. from all I know.
Let me put it this way: one time, I got pulled over for having two license plates showing, and a headlight out. When the officer asked for my ID and proof of insurance, I didn't have either on me.
He let me go with a warning
As white as driven snow
Whiter, even
Good God, you may be whiter than I am. Casper the friendly ghost claims that he's got a better tan than I do.
Neon white.
Bet it wasn't.
You were so close. Gallo Pinto is a Latin American dish where you get black beans and white rice together. It's delicious.
So, tex mex? I'm pretty sure your classic tex mex bean burrito is rice + refried beans + cheese (like this nonsense; don't show your Mexican friends).
And in some Asian cultures, they absolutely do put beans in rice, like pat bap.