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Anon cooks something they read on the internet (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

It was as white as I am

[-] B0rax@feddit.de 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

To be honest, that doesn’t say much. Could be black rice, brown rice, yellow rice, pink rice…. from all I know.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Let me put it this way: one time, I got pulled over for having two license plates showing, and a headlight out. When the officer asked for my ID and proof of insurance, I didn't have either on me.

He let me go with a warning

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago

As white as driven snow

[-] acetanilide@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Whiter, even

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Good God, you may be whiter than I am. Casper the friendly ghost claims that he's got a better tan than I do.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Neon white.

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