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Person fired for taking medical advice from stupid billionaire psycho takes legal advice from stupid billionaire psycho
When asked for comment, the twice-fooled actress stated, "I'm being discriminated against. Everything that comes out of my mouth is caca-doodie and I think that's pretty special."
After 7 minutes of her lawyer begging her to stop chanting "Gina good and Disney bad, this rhyme makes you angry," they finally provided us with the following statement:
The lawyer then fell over and revealed themselves to be 37 weasels in a trenchcoat that all ran off to suck eggs. Ms. Carano tried to follow suit, but instead slipped in a puddle of her own drool that had been accumulating while she struggled to breathe and blink at the same time throughout the interview.