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Apple Vision Pro Not The ‘New Frontier For Masturbatory Technology’ After All (kotaku.com)

submitted 10 months ago by ylai@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] casmael@lemm.ee 74 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Tbh I can’t think of any applications for this product that don’t involve porn

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I play elite dangerous in VR as well as several other sims. (Including a proper training sim for RC aircraft with a connected TX.)

If you go full hog with physical switches and everything positioned perfectly…. It can be extremely immersive technology. Like train surgeons immersive.

[–] ElderWendigo@sh.itjust.works 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Porn sounds cheaper and less embarrassing to explain to a date.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Not really. She knows I'm a nerd. Not that I can afford a set up like that, but, I wouldn't mind it.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Train surgeons does sound pretty extreme and immersive, but I feel like I'm about to be disappointed by a typo

[–] Fungah@lemmy.world -2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

TIM YOU NEED TO GET THIS TRAIN BELOE 100 KPH OR I WONT BE ABLE TO VLOSE ITS AORTAL VALVE. FO YOU WANT THIS FUCKING TRAIN TO BLEED OUT, MAN? NOW YOU GO GRAB THAT FUCKING ENGINEER AND TELL THAT SON OF A BITCH UNLESS HE WANTS TO EXPLAIN TO THIS TRAIN'S WIFE AND TRAIN CHILDREN THAT HE MURDERED THE MOST IMPORTANT TRAIN IN THEIR TRAIN LIVES HE WILL SLOW. THIS. FUCKING. THING. DOWN. GO, TIM GO!

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago

DAMNIT JIM, I’M AN ENGINEER, NOT A DOCTOR!

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago

As a desktop replacement although I fancy Visor for that.