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A week of fprintfs has me wanting to code rust next week (lemmy.ml)

submitted 9 months ago by stsquad@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 109 points 9 months ago (2 children)

[–] uis@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago

C++ compiler:

Error: missing ';' on line 69

Warning: two statements on same tabulation depth after if without curly brackets on line 123. Are you sure you want this?

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sql errors: there be a syntax error roughly over there I think. Or maybe it's a semantic error somewhere else I'm not entirely sure. Listen man all I can say is that this one comma there definitely has something to do with it probably, and the error is most certainly either to its left or to its right.

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

JSON parsers are getting me recently. The error is somewhere on or after row 1, char 1. Maybe.

Possibly it's a BOM issue, or someone used double quotes typed on a Mac keyboard. Good luck.