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Elmo wrote a simple tweet that revealed widespread existential dread. Now, the president has weighed in. (www.cbsnews.com)

submitted 9 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 56 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Elmo asked how everyone was doing, the replies were so bad president of the United States had to come in.

Who got that on their bingo card?

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Imagine if it had been the previous president...