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Target Acquired (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

Buy 2 seats, 1 behind the other, for $550 then walk in there with a toolbox and yeet that seat out through the emergency door onto the tarmac. You get more than a few inches and it only cost twice as much.

[-] Buttons@programming.dev 8 points 5 months ago

If the emergency door is closed you might have to wait until the plane is in flight.

[-] Himmelhand@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

If it's a 737 Max just wait for the plane to open the convenient in-flight disposal hatch.

[-] haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com 1 points 5 months ago

I saw what you did there.

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