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[-] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 143 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I remember the time that a friend of mine was lying on a bed, looking me in the eye and saying "fuck me" and I somehow missed the hint.

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 150 points 8 months ago
[-] bus_factor@lemmy.world 75 points 8 months ago

Maybe she's Canadian and just being polite. You really can't know.

[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago

yeah, should be more straight instead.

like straddling them directly, instead just laying there with them, while saying it.

[-] Huschke@lemmy.world 58 points 8 months ago

Damn, this reminds me of what happened to me. A girl I had the biggest crush on was lying in bed and saying take your shirt off and come over here. Back then I was super self-conscious about my body so I said: "Haha, why? No, I don't want to".

Years later I realized what she meant.

[-] ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 8 months ago

A cute waitress once complimented my t-shirt.

I know exactly what you mean, I still regret not making a move

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 26 points 8 months ago

First time I was at a bath house this cute guy started talking to my and asked "so, are you a daddy?"

"Yeah! I've got two kids and they're..."

this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2024
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