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[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah he pays his membership fees in cash, gets it from the ATM machine

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

With a secure pin number

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Stop it with all the redundant pleonasms!

[–] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 1 points 10 months ago

They're filling up the screen on my LCD display!