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[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

"Anyone got any life hacks for wiping without hands?"

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

The Three Sea Shells will guide your way.

[–] fckgwrhqq2yxrkt@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago

I just glued my seashells to the toilet, two on the seat, one on the tank. Works a lot better than you'd think.

[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Eat dental floss. Pull it out of your anus with your teeth.