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[-] Hereforpron2@lemmynsfw.com 96 points 6 months ago

I like guys who weren't captured, and fingerprinted, mugshotted, and booked.

[-] troybot@midwest.social 54 points 6 months ago

Wasn't captured, actually he surrendered like a complete and utter loser

[-] BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

Were you holding out for a foot chase?

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

His fatass can't even run for President

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 13 points 6 months ago

Golf cart trundling down the interstate, a thousand cop cars in pursuit, OJ Simpson style.

[-] troybot@midwest.social 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I was hoping for a Frank Abagnale Catch Me If You Can type of scenario where he's being chased by one dedicated FBI agent. Trump somehow always escapes by wearing elaborate costumes and pulls off a heist with multiple stolen identities.

[-] irreticent@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I want to see him in that French prison in Catch Me if You Can.

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 1 points 6 months ago

I kind of want an A-Team vibe here: “On January 6th, a crack corruption team of government officials were accused of a crime they certainly committed. These men promptly complained on every conservative talk show outside Los Angeles. Still claiming they’re the government, they now survive as speakers of conferences. If no one else believes your cat is psychic, if you’re beyond help, and if you can afford them, you can hire… the Trump Organization.

[-] Hereforpron2@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] TechyDad@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

And then sold merchandise with his mugshot with the caption "Never Surrender." The mugshot from when he literally surrendered. And MAGA folks bought the stuff proving that they'll buy anything to prove their "MAGA-ness."

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