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[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 156 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Haha, this proves that god is not a source of morality, and instead is a dictator. I've killed everybody I want to kill, which is nobody, even when god isn't there to stop me.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 52 points 2 years ago (3 children)

God: Here's some plagues, floods, and famine. Now worship me.

Satan: Anyone interested in some sex, drugs, and rock and roll?

[–] Oderus@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Satan is also pro masturbation. He's got my vote.

[–] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me too. Since I have a free hand to vote with.

[–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's one way to spoil your ballot.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

Is that what hanging chads were about? I forget, I was a freshman in college for that election.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Satan: we don't torture people with thorns and nails here. That's the other guy's department. Same for locusts, killing firstborn, you get the idea.

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Job has entered the chat

[–] tengohipo@universeodon.com -2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

@superduperenigma @SlopppyEngineer “I’m gonna drain the world dry
I'm going to lap up every drop of hope and love and feel it run down my chin
I’m going to turn men into beasts and ruin their women and spit poison into their children
I’m going to scorch the earth with proper Old Testament despair, and teach them that the Gods are there to be feared, and everything you love will die, and everything you’re scared of will come true.”

Sounds like the USA elections

[–] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Man. People around here hate Infant Annihilator!

[–] tengohipo@universeodon.com 2 points 2 years ago

@Burn_The_Right they speak the truth of the church

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Good Guy Satan wants to get educated and get an abortion that could save your life.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I’ve killed everybody I’ve wanted to and had the capability of killing. Which is nobody.

[–] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

According to the Bible Satan gave us knowledge and God wanted us to remain stupid so he punished us. Fuck God, Hail Satan

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Remember kids, God told the first lie, and the Serpent only ever told the truth!