this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023
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"HURP. HURP. HURP. HURP."
"OH JESUS CHRIST NO NO NO INTO THE KITCHEN PLEASE"
We've got a husky that views this as a "middle of the night" snack. He hears that "Hurp, Hurp" sound and IMMEDIATELY runs over to where the cat is. Full run at 2am He wants to be the first to savor the delicious hair sausage.
Well the phrase hair sausage is going on the list of fucking awful now.
Where was that phrase before?
Thankfully nowhere near me until today.
What a terrible day to have eyes