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[–] satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (4 children)

You're being awfully combative. If this behavior continues, the court will mandate installation of a calming chip in your brain.

[–] InputZero@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

Alongside a medical bill to put the thing in. This isn't charity, it's America. You'll be responsible for paying for the surgery and the rental fee of the courts chip. You don't own that chip we forced you to put in your brain, you're just renting it for the rest of your life.

[–] scratchresistor@thelemmy.club 6 points 2 years ago

I'm a delivery boy!

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

Nah, send those filthy insurrectionists to the lithium mines!

[–] noroute@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago