Alongside a medical bill to put the thing in. This isn't charity, it's America. You'll be responsible for paying for the surgery and the rental fee of the courts chip. You don't own that chip we forced you to put in your brain, you're just renting it for the rest of your life.

[–] scratchresistor@thelemmy.club 6 points 2 years ago

I'm a delivery boy!

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

Nah, send those filthy insurrectionists to the lithium mines!

[–] noroute@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Good luck ;-)

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just wait. It becomes the latest and greatest in communications, then corporate America starts requiring it for employment.

[–] noroute@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

And so resistance begins against the skynet.

[–] money_loo@1337lemmy.com -3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Remember that if you ever somehow become paralyzed. When they tell you they’ve luckily only recently developed a cure, make sure you tell them no thanks when you find out how it was created.

[–] noroute@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I’ll definitely tell “No Thanks!” in any situation.