You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you? (lemmy.ml)

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I am now laying on my sister's bed instead of my own.

If this happened 10 minutes ago, I would be outside of my car on the highway and that would be bad.

[-] Rednax@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

And that is why you don't read lemmy while driving!

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

that works for this exercise but what if the prompt was "you've been teleported 2 feet to the left 10 minutes ago. How did this affect you?"

[-] Rednax@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I would call bs. I know for a fact that I was not teleported 2 feet to the left 10 minites ago. I ain't demented yet, darnit.

[-] oKtosiTe@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

You’re old enough to own a car, but your bed is within two feet of your sister’s? Please help me understand.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 11 months ago

We live together in a very small apartment.

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