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[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 69 points 7 months ago

wait till they rediscover seatbelts

[-] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 49 points 7 months ago

If bracing for impact is good enough for the Enterprise, it's good enough for my Hyundai.

[-] TheFriendlyArtificer@beehaw.org 1 points 7 months ago

In my CRV I'll often initiate attack plan omega.

[-] Zorque@kbin.social 19 points 7 months ago

That's what the inertial dampeners are for!

... if they were working

[-] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 18 points 7 months ago

"Inertial dampeners have failed."

Many times someone will say this while the ships is performing combat maneuvers at several hundred kilometers per second.

If that were true, everyone onboard would instantly become "chunky salsa." (Obscure Trek-related quote, for anyone that can place it.)

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 16 points 7 months ago

Have you tried diverting power from life support yet?

[-] lemillionsocks@beehaw.org 7 points 7 months ago

THEY DO HAVE THEM! Every once in a while a trek will show seatbelts and then proceed to forget about them later.

[-] Maultasche@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Isn't there a joke about that in Nemesis?

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