Sonic Shower Thought: Someone has probably used holodeck technology to feel like they're pooping at home. (lemmy.ca)

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I know people who only poop at home. I can't imagine being out in space for years. With holodeck technology... Someone is bound to have written a program that simulated their bathroom at home.

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[-] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Maybe it’s the worst job because it’s really boring. You just go “Computer, run holodeck cleaning” and wait for it to finish?

[-] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 16 points 7 months ago

Scraping carbon off of slightly harder carbon using phasers. Apparently it's a manual job.

[-] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

Yeah Star Trek is so silly about manual tasks. You’d think they’d have Phaser Roombas (Phoombas). Like it’s either get a crew member to do it or you end up with an evil AI and barely any in between.

[-] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Time would go so much slower without something to do

[-] Case@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 7 months ago

Slower? Sure, I'll grant you that.

However, there are some things in life I'd rather not do, even if it resulted in being bored out of my mind.

And I hate, hate, being bored.

[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago

Like it’s either get a crew member to do it or you end up with an evil AI and barely any in between.

Sometimes it's both.

[-] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 1 points 7 months ago

Lol agreed!

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