this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2023
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[โ€“] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh? What's next, you're going to tell us there's a man in a big factory downtown who puts said peaches in a can?

Preposterous.

Fine, I'll just keep all of the peaches for myself. Millions of peaches. Peaches for me.