87
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
87 points (95.8% liked)
Asklemmy
43517 readers
1258 users here now
A loosely moderated place to ask open-ended questions
If your post meets the following criteria, it's welcome here!
- Open-ended question
- Not offensive: at this point, we do not have the bandwidth to moderate overtly political discussions. Assume best intent and be excellent to each other.
- Not regarding using or support for Lemmy: context, see the list of support communities and tools for finding communities below
- Not ad nauseam inducing: please make sure it is a question that would be new to most members
- An actual topic of discussion
Looking for support?
Looking for a community?
- Lemmyverse: community search
- sub.rehab: maps old subreddits to fediverse options, marks official as such
- !lemmy411@lemmy.ca: a community for finding communities
~Icon~ ~by~ ~@Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de~
founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
To address the questions you’re really asking;
10k!? This is what letting in all these immigrants does. Hows a fella supposed to make a cush living when its just being given away.
It starts at $10k. That means that you'll never actually be spending that little. That's probably the price for a sick toddler and you have to supply the tools yourself. These hitmen nickel and dime you just like any other service.
Yeah but until Nov 22 you get 40% off any order over $35k
What hitmen don't want you 🫵 to know!
Cold water and hydrogen peroxide
Fun fact, Joe exotic from tiger king is in prison for paying 3000 for a hit on Carole baskins
You get what you pay for, I guess.
Oh bummer. I was hoping you could take me out with a spectacular long range headshot this weekend, disappear without any trace or explanation, and leave everybody baffled and speculating for years to come.
OP if you're serious about this email me at entrapment@fbi.gov
I thought it was totallyjoking@rentahitman.gov
More like internalaffairs@cia.gov