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[-] Australis13@fedia.io 167 points 10 months ago

I didn't even register this as satire until I opened the article. The headline is just too believable.

[-] pdxfed@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

I was a full paragraph in.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

I'm still not 100% sure it is satire.

[-] winterayars@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago

I mean it's not wrong.

[-] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 15 points 10 months ago

Not believable at all because I've seen it with my own eyes and know it to be true.

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