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this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2023
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It's the dunk tank.
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I'm surprised she hasn't been publicly jumped yet
When you're as rich as her you get "the help" to do shit like shopping and stuff, so she most likely never leaves her home unless she's going to some event that has security guarding her.
Then I'm surprised a whole squadron of black bloc hasn't run up in her house yet.
you'd have to lay siege, she lives in a literal fucking castle
that's what makes it fair
lmao i love it here.
"uhhh you know the enemy has like, a fortress and armed guards, right?"
Finally an excuse to learn to build a catapult.
WRONG BUZZER SOUND
Trebuchet damn it!
One can use either of catapult or trebuchet to launch oneself into her fortress. The meme only states that trebuchet is superior to catapult.
You could, but you'd be missing a fine use-case for Hamas para-gliders
This sounds like an amazing long weekend activity.
Find a job opening in her house then kill her, simple as
Variations on that should work on any rich fuck
I've seen ads for like private bodyguard and shit just posted alongside regular jobs, that specifically is even better because they literally give you a gun
She lives in a Hitman level. It just takes a bald man, a funny disguise, and an incredible accident.
same reason republicans can walk the streets